Emerson Drive - Redneck Highway 101 lyrics

Speedin' the down freeway Tryin' to make some time I pull into school, it's 5 to 9 Run down the hall to make the 9 o'clock check But you don't have to go if you're a real Redneck Too many times I've heard it this way Two lates equal one absent day I got my ropers on and I'm ready to ride But the seat in my truck is just a little too wide My girl's on the left and the boys on the right I hope she knows she'll be alone tonight I don't know how it always ends up this way There's time for girls on another day CHORUS Hop in the cab Turn the radio up We're heading down to Lefty's for some fries and ketchup To them girls in the shiny pink cadillac There's three in the front and four in the back Slid'er into gear boys were headed for fun Cruisin' down Redneck Highway 101 Well the sign says 80 but we go 45 Got the pedal to the metal just to keep it alive Truck broke down along the way Cut across farmer Jim's field of hay Hot wired the Deere and then we headed to town Thank God there were no cops around CHORUS ...Cruisin' down Redneck Highway 101