I have this project that never gets off the ground It's rather brilliant So you might wanna stick around 'Cause when I launch it From sea to shining sea It's gonna make their eyeballs bleed Procrastination has been my middle name Some say it suits me Keeps me out the game But I may be rising From my featherbed Got to get them demons bled Need a tool or two To complete my master plan And a little stack of money, honey Collections in the can And you, holding my hand Baby, hold my hand Patch this little rowboat Don't wanna spring a leak From the hot mouth of this estuary Out this tiny creek 'Cause when we launch it From sea to shining sea There'll be no words that they can speak And we'll be singing, laughing Laughing to ourselves We knew we had it in us Every time the basin swells They'll look so puzzled Like wuzzles in the zoo Just a matter of time Before we blew Who knew? We did Just need a tune or two To complete my master plan And a little jar of honey From the green room of the band They'll look so puzzled Like wuzzles in the zoo Just a matter of time Before we blew Just a matter of time Before we blew Just a matter of time Before we're through Just a matter Just a matter Just a matter of time