Elvis Jackson - Johnny lyrics

Johnny is a boy he spends all day in a pub Drinking coffee drinking whiskey He couldn't live without He is just a boy and his life is just a joy Nobody belived the bottle was His first joy Johnny, Johnny if you really dare Then he met a girl The one with hemeroids He tried to lick her a** She gave to him no choice Who the f** are you? To tell me what to do Go the f** away and never cross my way With drinking all the day The problems are gone away He was so confused Like every other day He is just a boy His life is just a joy