Elvis Costello - Sour Milk-Cow Blues lyrics

You like coffee and you like tea Much more than you like me And everybody says watch out yeah For the sour milk-cow blues You like your coffee just a little too sweet Without your sugar life is incomplete And everybody says watch out yeah For the sour milk-cow blues I think about you everyday Something about you is not the same Something about the things you say Sounds like a different woman with a different name Sour milk-cow blues You wear a different size and style of shoe I think that someone must be poisoning you To replace you with a living double Get out of my life right now and save them all of the trouble They changed your complexion and your personality Somebody`s putting ideas in your head They took the girl of my dreams and left you here instead Sour milk-cow blues You take your place in this parade of pleas You dial a number and they offer relief All alone with just your own device They give you something and it isn't advice To break the hearts of a million listeners Start out as lovers and you end up as prisoners Somebody`s suffering from the things that you do Somebody`s suffering but you`re glad it isn't you Put your fingertips up to the screen Repeat after me, wake at the count of three Now I don`t know which is worse What they`re doing to you or what you`re doing to me Sour milk-cow blues