Ellen Greene - Finale (Don't Feed The Plants) lyrics

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON] Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed Similar events in cities across America Events which bore a striking resemblance To the ones you have just seen- began occurring Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed Unsuspecting jerks from Maine to California Made the acquaintance of a new breed of flytrap And got sweet-talked into feeding it blood Thus the plants worked their terrible will Finding jerks who would feed them their fill And the plants proceeded to grow and grow- and grow And begin what they came here to do Which was essentially to Eat Cleveland and Des Moines And Peoria and New York And where you live! [COMPANY] They may offer you fortune and fame Love and money and instant acclaim But whatever they offer you Don't feed the plants They may offer you lots of cheap thrills Fancy condos in Beverly Hills But whatever they offer you Don't feed the plants Look out! Here comes Audrey Two! Look out! [AUDREY II] Here I come for you! [COMPANY] Hold your hat and hang on to your soul Something's coming to eat the world whole If we fight it we've still got a chance But whatever they offer you Though they're slopping the trough for you Please, whatever they offer you Don't feed the plants [AUDREY II] We'll have tomorrow [COMPANY] Don't feed the plants! Don't feed the plants