(Joe Ricardel, Redd Evans) I don't want French fried potatoes Red ripe tomatoes I'm never satisfied I want the frim fram sauce with the Ausen fay With chafafa on the side I don't want pork chops and bacon That won't awaken My appetite inside I want the frim fram sauce with the Ausen fay With chafafa on the side Now a persons really got to eat And a person should eat right Five will get you ten I'm gonna feed myself right tonight I don't want fish cakes and rye bread You heard what I said Waiter, please serve mine fried I want the frim fram sauce with the Ausen fay With chafafa on the side Now a persons really got to eat And a person should eat right Five will get you ten I'm gonna feed myself right tonight I don't want fish cakes and rye bread You heard what I said Waiter, please serve mine fried I want the frim fram sauce with the Ausen fay With chafafa on the side I want the frim fram sauce with the ausen fay With cha fafa, cha fafa, cha fafa, on the side P-LEAZZZE!