El-P - Real Earth lyrics

[Vast Aire Kramer] They lied - when they said there was no air/Aire in space MC sh** right here, master of ceremonies All that other garbage ("one dimensional emcees can't handle that") Yo, music is my love, press play on stereoid Life is a breath of fresh air, mahogon-oid Negroids act like Sigmund Freud Dreaming of a perfect thyroid, screaming cerebrum steroid Faking-jack decoys got beef with Ox You can get caught in my Real Earth chatterbox That's virtual (virtual), if you drunk a V8 You couldn't be parallel, because hell is vertical Aha, fooled ya, thought it was beneath you Got propelled in the sky, now soul is see-through But it doesn't matter cause there's no molecules Then genius becomes burden to ridicule Realize much at stake And excuse me for lack of better words, that's my bond that never breaks Pierce hearts with stakes, bloods**ers cast no reflection In my prism detention, they hate On Prison's intentions, get diesel, read a book Find god in a cell block, that's your fate I'm that voice in the back of LL's head saying "You gonna let a weed plant do that?" yeah, I like to instigate This ain't a space race so why you rushin' To be the first to catch a concussion, from El-P's percussion Watch me throw a sentence in the air, say word up That's just a phrase for my action, like a bum with a cup And Rome wasn't built in a day but it fell in one And you don't got half of a step but you walk like one I got calluses on my hand cause I held the sun uneven I, got the weight of the world on my chest and still breathin' Can-Ox is like 007 and man from U.N.C.L.E You off the top rope but I rip the turn-buckle You a halloween thug, I'll expose ya face And use you as an example that fell from Grace They lied when they said there was no air/Aire in space I'll boil an emcee to the teeth with no trace I'm like Moses with a staff that parts the Red Sea But it's a new day, so I use the mic to depart emcees This Earth is as real as a Chinese fortune cookie In English with lottery numbers; I'm finished Uh, with lottery numbers, I'm finished Yo, yo And one dimensional emcees (can't handle that) And one dimensional emcees (be biting backs) And one dimensional emcees (be getting smacked) Now one dimensional emcees (know how to act) I said one dimensional emcees (can't handle that) And one dimensional emcees (be biting backs) And one dimensional emcees (be getting smacked) Now one dimensional emcees (know how to act) I said one dimensional emcees (be biting backs) Wha, what, can't handle that I said one dimensional emcees (can't handle that) And one dimensional emcees (be biting backs) And one dimensional emcees (Def Jux; be getting smacked) Now one dimensional emcees (know how to act) It's like that, Real Earth, take me out there Real turf, take me out there 2001, space odyssey, what, Cold Vein, uh [Scratching "one dimensional" until fade]