Ej Laflare - Surprise Myself lyrics

[Verse 1] She said "Ej, Ej, Ej, f** me like you love me" I said "Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, I want more than your cuddy" Oh but don't get me wrong, your p**y don't disappoint And no, I'm not dissing you, girl I'm just making a point Cuz I want more than your body, girl you can give me your heart And if you love me forever, baby then that is a start She said "Forever"? Yeah forever, Drizzy Drake forever Cuz I wanna give my heart to you, but that might take forever So we're taking it slow, watching each day as it comes Cuz I think you could be my wife, and I don't say that too much But I call you when I'm sick Or when I'm drunk and alone Or when I need somebody on the other end of the phone But she calls me when she's horny Or when she's drunk out her mind And I'm human, I can't f**ing lie, I do that sometimes So when you pick up the phone, and you're hearing me say this I only told you I loved you cuz I'm faded, man [Hook] Yeah, sometimes I surprise myself Cuz I wonder why I'm by myself Because I love 'em too fast So I develop feelings in a hurry And every time, it'll always come back to hurt me Damn, sometimes I surprise myself [Verse 2] She said "Ej, Ej, Ej, f** me like you need me I said "Jazzy, Jazzy, Jazzy, Why won't you believe me? Girl I need you like a diver needs an oxygen tank" She said "stop calling me drunk" I tried to stop, but I can't Now did your a** get thicker? Did your hair get longer? Did your face get cuter? Nah the drinks got stronger But this ain't real love We're just so gone All the feelings I thought were right were really so wrong, damn Clothes on the floor Mascara on my pillow I say "Let down your hair, and whip it like your Willow" We quench our thirst by taking shots in my living room That means we're gonna keep drinking until the bottle spills over Then, in a few minutes we're at it again And she ain't like reality, so we had to pretend I know you're hearing me say this She only told me she needs me cuz she's faded [Hook] [Verse 3] She said "Ej, Ej, Ej, f** me like I'm still a virgin" Wait Kiki, I thought you were still a virgin I should've known, them panties cam off too fast "I'm not a professor, but I'm taking that p**y to cla**" Is what I would be saying if I was gonna one-night her But I caught feelings too fast, they ga**ed up the fire I'm talking wedding rings, she's talking Trojan Magnums But she don't know relationships, because she's never had one We keep throwing back shots to help us relax But now we're so f**ing drunk, that it doesn't help I'm finna f** this pretty girl in one of my shirts You think that I'd be ashamed of my f**ing self She's rolling up a stem, while I sit back and think I only said I loved her cuz I had too much to drink And I don't really love her And it's racking my brain But then she turns and confesses to me, she did the same [Hook]