Oh, you humor me today Calling me out to play With your telescope eyes, metal teeth I can't be seen with you, you freak Go cry, go run away Let your short legs carry you away With your big dress and your dirty hair Your pen's waiting for you Just get far, far away from me I don't want your disease [Chorus] Please don't make me cry Please don't make me cry I'm just like you I know you know I'm just like you So leave me alone Dear Matthew why can't you see You're just not near enough like me With your telescope eyes, metal teeth I can't be seen with you [Chorus: x4] Oh, you humor me today