Lay around the shack all day Bootlegging for your sorry pay I don't care what your mama say You're going back to Dallas Ain't worth a gunny sack of beans Worst case a girl 'bout ever seen You love me like a bulldog baby just as mean Now you're going back to Dallas Hello central information please Give me all the numbers I need I got some money for the driving fee Cause he's going back to Dallas Tom cats never made so many goddam rounds You just can't ignore that old howling sound Honey you done let that deal go down Now you're going back to Dallas