Eels - Hot and Cold lyrics

[Ladies and gentleman I give you Butch] Thank you Well there is something I wanted to touch upon this evening I don't remember if I had spoken about it here or... in other parts of this wonderful land you call the Isle of whatever the hell you call it Everybody has got a different name It is pretty..., whatever Anyway Whatever dude, okay, here The problem is, and what I wanted to bring up is A little thing I like to call Hot and Cold Listen [sound of hot] That is the sound of Hot ssshhhhhttttt. [sound of cold] That is the sound of Cold Listen again [sound of hot] Hot [sound of cold] Cold In America we have a thing cold two faucets and one spigot Over here, wherever we go, like backstage right now There is a faucet for the f**ing hot water and one for the cold water And I can't mix them together I BURN my hand, and then I FREEZE my hand And then I BURN my hand and I FREEZE my hand No, no, no, no, … no clapping It's your problem, not mine I'm just wondering, anybody else having the same problem I'm just checking Hot, hot, hot, … BURN Cold, cold, cold, …FREEZING Hot, hot, hot Cold, cold, cold, cold I WANT BOTH, I want both In one spigot, hot and cold making warm, warm Ah, feel the warm water It's not BURNING It's not FREEZING COLD It's in the middle, it's warm, warm I can't wait to get back out to my warm water I just wanted to share that Thank you very much