Educated Consumers - Winning Winter lyrics

[Verse 1: SeezMics] I lost a bet on the Super Bowl So I had to dive in and crawl around through the snow Don't believe me? Believe me, there's a video We made it to promote March 5th, and then we did the show Before March, there was a winter to be lived through And snow fell on the D.C. metropolis In some other cities, this wouldn't be big news But where I live, it felt like an apocalypse Not the kind with zombies or the wrath of god But the kind where mother nature doesn't laugh it off I didn't laugh at all I saw the sky smoking a blunt And now I'm waiting for the ash to fall Traffic stalled for a few weeks Capitol Hill of snow taking up a parking space A couple notches on the beltway ain't unique But hiring freezes get more than your heart to race I mean, the rats were frost bit They lost it, risking their lives just to make it to the office Exhausting caustic cold front Rose up through the mid-Atlantic and did it's damage Detective Baylor didn't expect a camera And brought a gun to a snowball fight I know my rights during a seasonal mood swing Some of us winning, some of us losing [Hook: SeezMics] That broken clock's been blinking since winter I hope it's not telling me I was born to lose I lost my temper, but I found my center Winning Winter so I can stay warm with you [Verse 2: SeezMics] Dez says you're beautiful little snowflakes I say that you're snowmobiles with no brakes This isn't how normal feels, it's so fake I need more to shovel while the Hubble hovers above us Lovers and haters, ever collapsing rap stars NASA is my backyard Their chain link fence couldn't contain The frozen rain that caused middle mad men to go insane I wrote her name in spray paint for Valentine's Day She didn't feel the same, I was out of line: hey A cold shoulder is nothing to new to this stoned loner Looking for a froze over belladonna for snow blower Temperature lower, k** the hot streak They know I'm a broken clock and talk's cheap The homey Dave in the 'Burgh caught it after The Mizery Crew saw the storm growing faster As the weatherman got a lump of coal Rambling for ratings, in another month or so There'll be rush on gold, so put your luck on hold Milk break and toilet paper: sold But uh, I gotta go- this is not for show I really oughta get my clock fixed before the snow Falls and all this is washed away I see my breath in the air as I cry out, "Not today." [Bridge: SeezMics] Waiting weather water winning winter [Hook: SeezMics]