Eddie - I Am The Narwhal lyrics

Yo, I just turned on my radio and heard the kings speech No, not some colin firth, some ballin' words about something he Came up with in like 5 minutes which is conflicting considering we, took one million to hack it, like the FBI holding a pin-key Get it, like the san bernardino phones, never mind Let me tell y'all why I sat down and wrote this sh**, I heard Em k** it, woke up, buenas noches kid, and now the notes is hit, pitch is perfect, roach is lit You been sleeping now the legend spitting notes you writ You been napping now your rhymes are takin by greats You wrote the misogynistic bar in 8th grade First you was waiting for your balls to drop, great, wait That sh** happened, what you waitin' for you fake waste Of space, that corset, corse its him, of course its fate You ain't made sh** yet, yet you expect pay 5 years on two tapes, like dude wait, don't movies, get made faster, like who's make-in you wait to spew hate Cuz all I hear is dude gays can poo rays of Kool-aid colored pink and blue rays like DVDs but the new wave Im so Ill I'm craving a capsule Ohh there a bottle of Paxil, first I grab an axle Then I bust a window, in other words, I cap sills, I cap sills for capsule, f** me, this Paxil is Advil I got a dented suit of armor in the armoire, right under the asian hooker, got a chink in the armoire You think thats crossing a line, I'm crossing more and more Railing em, grinding em, and i drop em at the corner store Im bout to raise sin Like a dry grape Im an ape king Im a primate I am irate Yes, as I rate These fine booty b**hes They some prime eights Like eights in their prime, f** it, skip it I make the Gamestop Where the players play Y'all comin' from the land where slayers slay and players hate I'm comin' from that land where payers pay and sayers say Thats a bank teller hey, we gonna save our weight and spray our spray 'Imma nut on your hips What a waste of semen Like a waist of semen I'm a pace an even Coating of this coding on your throat and if you make me seed then you can have the little f**er if I came in antecedent Like early, prematurely, surely, this ain't temple yet you smoking, philly, girly you ain't nothing f**ing worthy of this early birdy's worm he---s**my, crop is off the top like hermes, ahh Every missed take is a mistake That's why this sh** takes just about 6 days Just to pen a song, and a sick day For the depression when its winning, f**in' ixnei This sh**s great but b**h wait don't get way, ahead of yourselves You're still spittin' on a mixtape sh**, hey It's better than writing this out in the sixth grade And letting Em spit it before you can, that's the trick, 'ey I'm a marine vet in muscle car That's a corps vet in a corvette, subtle huh She giving road head, I'm speeding over bumps and all Pull over on the shoulder like some shampoo, f**in' raw Lets see what else we got I talk sick like Britney in 03 I'm hot lit on a litany of OG's I'm hot sh** like a litany of O's P's Will ya grab the hose please, I flow beast like Kony's Girls, oh geez, I'm so mean, I don't mean To be such a dick, but I am, if only I could quit being a p**y, but I won't be I'd rather a p**y than an OB See they want me to succumb and swallow Under the pressure, to s** cum, and wallow But I would rather go up bum and hollow I'm out of sh** to spit, but i'm up one so follow Me as I lead you along this wordplay Okay, ready, lets go Got a who*e in the cellar I'll sell her For a f**ing propeller Hell-I-copped-her like skrilla Like helicopter, hell i copped her Damn, this is still to fast, hold on Let me leave y'all with this I'm takin a life tonight, it's either his or me Probably me, consider all the f**ing misery My MO is to leave em in a state of Missouri State of meth heads, not my methods, that's an injury That's an injury, now the court is out The face of history, go and break ya quarters out I said the floor is out, judge is finished, who*es mouth So check ya penis pumps cuz this dick worn out Get it, like worn outside of your clothing, like, I don't, is this making sense, f**, I, I just give up, bye guys