Eddie From Ohio - The New James Bond lyrics

We met in the casino That's when I overheard him ordered a martini He wanted shaken and not stirred I nestled up behind him His name I wish to know He said his name was "Bond, James Bond" That's when I said, "Oh" We shared a game of blackjack and James had twenty-one But the house had only twenty I guess that means he won He's the New James Bond And I'm his bottle blond I'm one of seven in his harem And he really turns me on He has a license to k** And permission to love Oh, my new James Bond You're who I'm thinking of My old boyfriend drove a Nissan He bought used in '83 But James has got a Beemer and it can go under the sea When he takes me to the drive-thru and says that I should treat and then he takes my french fries and ejects me from my seat He said he's going on a mission and that he can't be late and he doesn't need the cargo and I'm only extra weight CHORUS For him, I would be kidnapped Just to earn my love's respect For him, I'd take a bullet And my James would not object My old boyfriend had mounted an enormous poker debt But not my O-O-7 For he's never lost a bet When we're at the roulette table He says to go powder my face And when I come back from the bathroom There's a new girl in my place He says it's strictly business And they've own had s** twice Then he tells me I should get lost But he says it very nice CHORUS