Ed Miller - Black Fonzirelliz lyrics

* 22 seconds of skit before lyrics * [Ruck] Aiyyo I'm Sean Price, I'm six foot one Dark skinned, stocky build, with a big gun Six sons on the ones with the lump sums Stick guns, get funds, make your chick run My chick done said she like the way I toke blunts Drink liquor write scriptures and my gold fronts Plus the way my pants hang make her wonder how My baggy jeans stay up, baby I'm well endowed See it's all, I know you wasn't expectin that Or figure Ruck messin with chicks makin executive trap They get better than that, she don't care who I bomb Long as I treat her right and bring my black a** home [Rock] Hehehehehehe, look at shorty right there * whistling * I'm baggin that son Hey, the name is Alban baby, but call me what you wanna Nowhere near, I blew up some call me Rockness Monstah I'm the, heathen you was warned about by your momma That'll never love you as much as I love my marijuana Hang out from sundown to sun up, startin a ton of drama With thugs, snake me one time they will harm ya Still you goodie-goodie chicks be all attracted to my karma Let's be friends some other time right now I'm tryin to get behind ya She responded, she better stop listenin to momma Love my rugged steez and my whole aura was the bomber Asked to see my scar and taxed it, felt my six pack then asked If she could drink it, blew my grill before I hit that Hehehehehe [Ruck] Stroh's? All that then? C'mon man, that ain't no good girl What's wrong with you man? [Rock] Is you stupid? That IS a good girl BWOYY! [Ruck] I know I got a good woman, on my team I used to have five chickens and I tricked mad cream But the first one I met yo she was acting wack And the second one got dissed cause she was smokin smack But the third was a herb, you could tell that she's On some bull, cause she flipped when she smelled my weed But the fourth one, heard the PJ's looked mean Got with the fifth chick, because she couldn't clean [Rock] My question is, why do nice chicks love rugged dudes? The whole thought puzzles me, I'm just glad they do They got they own little, "I like these upside down 304's" Silly rabbit, tricks give up all they dough Not I, hell nah yo, check my track record, bravo Don't eat coochie shorty understand I'm too macho Daytime act like saints, but they can't fool me G the freak come out of them at night like we Whodini Hehehehehe, "The Freaks Come Out at Night" [Ruck] Tell you somethin about freaks dog, yaknahmean? Sup, shorty, yo, word up son I met shorty on the ave son Right there by White Castle Word she talkin bout 40 dollars son I was like man, I gave her two dollars right and I said "Yo, you take one ? right, and brush your teeth first" Hahahaha, yaknahmsayin after she did that [Rock] Man you stupid man, get out of here, get out of here, yo Big up to all my Black Fonzirelliz in the house First of all me, big s**y, Alban D'Traz My man Sean PEEEEE, he a Black Fonzirelli My man Wiliam H, definitely a Black Fonzirelli Knahmean? Benjamin Grand, black man he get the girl Black Fonzirelli are these days, knahmean? Black Fonzirelli get the a** (No he ain't!) He do I'm sayin, he do what he do son, knowhatI'msayin? The Black Fonzirelli..