The trouble with your brother He's always sleeping with your mother And I know that your sister Missed her time again this month Am I talking too fast or are you just playing dumb? If you want I can write it down It shouldn't matter to you 'Cos aren't you the one with your razzmatazz and the nights on the town? Oh you knew it and you blew it didn't you babe? I was lying when I asked you to stay And now no one's going to care if you don't call when you said And he's not coming round tonight to try and talk you into bed And all those stupid little things they ain't working No they ain't working anymore Started getting fatter Three weeks after I left you And now you're, you're going with some kid Who looks like some bad comedian Are you gonna go out or are you staying at home Eating boxes of Milk Tray? Watch TV on your own? Oh aren't you the one with your razzmatazz and the nights on the town? And your father wants to help you, doesn't he babe? But your mother wants to put you away And now no one's going to care if you don't call when you said And he's not coming round tonight to try and talk you into bed And all those stupid little things they ain't working No they ain't working anymore Oh well, I saw you at the doctors Waiting for a test You're trying to look like some kind of heiress But your face is such a mess And now you're going to a party And leaving on your own Oh, I'm sorry but didn't you say Things go better with a little bit of razzmatazz And now no one's going to care if you don't call when you said And he's not coming round tonight to try and talk you into bed Now it's half past ten in the evening and you wish that you were dead 'Cos all those stupid little things they ain't working No they ain't working anymore