Eagle - Kenny Rap lyrics

[Skit] We need new artist, damn it! Let's put a want AD in tomorrow's paper Make it read: ‘Hip-Hop Artists Needed' Must have at least 1 gun shot or stab wound Minimum of 2 felony's Preferably intimidating No Drug test required [Verse 1] You'll never guess what I came across today [Who?] An artist to help us make lots of cake [Ooo] Wait till you hear what he's got to say And what he been through. He's a best-seller…I bet you [Can he rap?] He was born into poverty His folks were broke [So? That don't bother me] He from the ghetto…had to sell d** [We sell music, how will that help us?!] Had No dad. Mom was a crack head [I suppose he talks about hoes on the track then] Nope…..he has a wife…. I believe~ And lots of tattoos as far as I can see [Are they Prison Tats?] Not to my knowledge [Does he own any diplomas from any college?] Nah, this kid's just got this Thing about him. [Can he rap or not b**h!?!] I doubt it [Sample: Charles Hamilton] If you disagree If you/If you disagree If you disagree, you don't f**in' know rap HUH?