Eager Maniacs - Haha, Vultures lyrics

Haha vultures, I see them circling around our culture Watch them devour the beef and try to force feed me brochures Oh sure, for years I've laughed at lab rats who have gats Wear flat hats, and stab backs like we're playing Mortal Kombat Let's make these stray cats face facts, stop staring at the sun It's strange to me, how can it be? These kids are acting dumb for fun Why succumb to the pressures from a lesser man? Somebody must have dosed your frying pan with tryptophan We need some saran wrap to trash can those wack raps Kids with my complex are known to have maps You're altering duck quacks, well I can't f** with the bird call So I attack crushing yolk sacs, tipping the see saw Yeah, I might seem raw, cause these emcees are bourgeois On stage like "look at me mom!", then spitting that blah blah I get the last hurrah, walk in the club with a bone awl Ask where I'm headed, I'll say beheading vultures, haha! Haha vultures, when you spoke it was a joke Acting like you made the wheel when you're really just a spoke Haha vultures, I see the fire's getting stoked Watch these dudes stroke their egos while they bum each other smokes Haha vultures, when you spoke it was a joke Acting like you made the wheel when you're really just a spoke Haha vultures, you better watch who you provoke Get coked, grab the mic and choke, but you're underneath my yoke Vultures can't understand what I'm trying to emote When I evoke these ewoks all they do is hold their throats I'll make swallow soap because they're spewing hollow words I'll grab these sh** birds by the feathers and make them swallow turds You're acting hard as hell but seem to practice being flaccid Send postcards from your backyard, your rap 'career' is hardly active I'm far from pa**ive, I'll leave your sh**ty city burned and charred E.M.'s commin' fat like lard, we'll give you blowhards no regard You're proudly starred and spangled, I see you calling me newfangled But the way your brain is angled, leaves you liable to get strangled We mangle kids who hang dull, redirect your eyeballs On friday night you hit the pub crawl while I'm reppin' that piebald Style, got that fly on the wall of your mind perspective Live and let live? No, only after your dissection Survival of the fittest? Money turned the game into caca What's the meat in the pasta? I told you son, it's vulture Haha vultures, when you spoke it was a joke Acting like you made the wheel when you're really just a spoke Haha vultures, I see the fire's getting stoked Watch these kids stroke their ego's while they bum each other smokes Haha vultures, when you spoke it was a joke Acting like you made the wheel when you're really just a spoke Haha vultures, better watch who you provoke Get coked, grab the mic and choke, but you're underneath my yoke You're just a joke big bird, you leave us all laughing You don't understand the difference between talent and pa**ion The Eager Beaver and the Stark smash deceivers in the dark Rip apart these sharks and feed them to a movement with a heart Watch the sparks and gasoline live in perfect harmony Vultures think they've got some status but they ain't harming' me They swarm like bees, I believe their stupidity stole the sting Rock your fake a** bling, but your lyrics don't mean a thing So in verbal fights these fashionites ain't rappin' tight My advice is 'get a f**ing life'! Get your wings clipped, these f**ing vultures get their wings clipped! Snip, snip, snip, snip, ya'll get your f**ing wings clipped! If you can't spit off the top you get your wings clipped If your DJ can't transform he gets his wings clipped (Etc.)