I'm Doc-, Doc-, Doctor Dick And when you're feeling sick, babe, I know a trick It's s**, and it's s**, you'll be feelin' all right Hey, let's have s** together and forever tonight I'm your Doc-, Doc-, D-D-Doctor Dick And I gonna heal you with my fabulous stick So, undress, please undress, but don't be a sleeper I will touch you, I will touch you, d-d-d-d-deeper Come on, please help me, Doctor Dick I need your love, I feel so sick I need a kick and you're so big Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper Help me, Doctor Dick My fever's rising, please come quick I know you know a little trick Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper Come on, help me, Doctor Dick Come on, doctor, help me quick D-d-d-d-deeper Come on, help me, Doctor Dick, Come on, doctor, help me quick D-d-d-d-deeper I'm Doc-, Doc-, Doctor Dick Oh, baby, I can heal your nervous tic So lay down, hey, lay down, I will check what is wrong So, get a thrill, take this pill, it moves you along I'm your Doc-, Doc-, Doctor Doctor Dick I can make you feel good and you can make me big And for sure, got a cure, 'cause you're not a peeper I will touch you, I will touch you, d-d-d-d-deeper