E.R.K. the Red - Rendezvous lyrics

Verse 1: (E.R.K. the Red) Mad man - the Tazman loon, rapping on Jazz band tunes Spittin' that Afghan Kush over these Bam-Bam loops Stoned in Fred Flint's home Getting high like I gotta get to heaven by four, twenty Smoking to build residences out my resin, it's E.R.K. the Red - alert: somebody tell them he's heading for Earth! f** being clever; I'm kicking Dexter in laboratories Chopping beats up with these oratorical horror stories The most morbid oracle; the flowing on Zorro, bro k** the Z, add an E - now you got yourself a show Made yourself a little dough, now you got yourself some shones That's tryna go down low for the down-low on the damn coke But that's a no-no like a low blow So, leave the snow at home unless you tryna get Mutombo'ed at my door Royal Rumble in my foyer Plus, have a quarter to call your lawyers, b**h Chorus: (E.R.K. the Red) Puff, puff, pa** it Who's willing to match it? No pills, no Acid I don't wan't nothin' drastic I'm just tryna relax, talk crap 'bout a**es Sit back, count stacks Blow a Jackie Onasis (Achilles) I'm gone off the Maui, Outie on the Cali If Canada dry, we supplying every county (E.R.K. the Red & Achilles) Rendezvous with the crews, roast a few doobs I rendezvous with the crew, roll a few doobs Verse 2: (Achilles) I said I'm gone off that Maui, packed with some mad spliffs f**-Room full of bad b**hes, that's 5-foot average Homestead, they ratchet I f** 'em all til' my balls fall Call Renee, tell him I'm the real South Dade Savage, uh Ain't nobody f**in' with my clique Drip, drip - I got your girl p**y wet, call that a catfish Eating chicken strips, so good when I got that ketchup And to them n***as saying catch up, I'm next up Living lavish: I'm stacking that cabbage I got more karats on my neck than Caesar salad's and average I mean I'm king in this b**h, I just need a palace And some hoes to go down like Velma looking for her gla**es Caviar and champagne, dream with ya campaign Presidential suite like we won the damn thing For ya wishes, tryna by sh** off my ex's wish list Just so she can see me give it to my next b**h And that's the best sh** And we flex cause we the best dressed in here Get high off the papers and I fly like planes Ain't a damn thing changed except the motherf**ing name - Achilles (Chorus) (Bridge) To rendezvous with my crew, you gotta roll a few To rendezvous with the crew, you gotta roll a few (x4)