[Hook: E Hess] Leaf Green like Pokémon Hundred fifty one strains you can be smoking on [4x] Sweet trees, sticky leaves, gotta catch em all Gotta catch em all, pack em in my Poké Ball [2x] [Verse 1: E Hess] Pikachu, Raichu Look at me I'm higher than you Look at me I'm a Pidgey Gust and whirlwind on my weed All my weed in full bloom Let it evolve like a Vileplume Gotta smoke soon I got that urge Light it up, Lieutenant Surge All green herbs goddamn Now I'm on the S.S. Anne Won't share while I'm burning Living high cla** like a Persian Earning money, beating trainers Being the best, gaining haters See you later you're straight trash I guess your name must be Ash (Ketchum) [Verse 2: Fat Matt] My D is dank call me Skunktank I breath in smoke make me a Slowpoke D in my room you can call me Gloom Now I need to sh** like a Mudkip Come catch a scene and feel the vibe Now catch some green and go get high I'm gonna D the very best My destiny D in my chest Clefable, Clefairy My D is green and hairy Charmelian, Charmander I light it up like ember I light it up I'm so gone Eyes look like they've been flashed on Can't snitch on me, I keep my D Sealed up like a Dewgong Think you can beat me you wrong I know every seasons theme song Taught my Chancy a song So you gon' sleep all night long Eat some berries, want some more Buy rare candy at the store Feed me so many sweets I'm a beat The Elite Four [Hook] [Commander D] f** hyper beam, got solar beam Got blizzard up on my triple beam Got rain dance on my Jolteon Bring ya whole team, you'll need em all I caught em all, they all mine I stay high like a Mr. Mime I'm dragon type like a Dragonite I'll beat you up with my fighting types Giovanni, I'm the Don Got Persians up under my arm Got Bulbasaur up in my bong Got hydropump growing in my lawn On someone's PC I think that it's Bill's Rest in peace to all the Pidgies I k**ed [Hook]