[Hook] Gas in the tank but the car won't drive The car won't drive? No the car won't drive Air in the tire but the bike won't ride The bike won't ride? No the bike won't ride Swim trunks on the line but the shorts won't dry The shorts won't dry? No the short's won't dry Water on the grill but the flame burns higher The flame gets higher? Yeah this sh**s still fire [Verse 1] The marriage from the grill makes the gra** look nuts I can't see the girl with the ma**ive bu*t So I move my deck chair, dry my wet hair Everybody's looking 'cause she's hotter than jet flares But I got a chance way better than most guys 'Cause I stay loose, not pressed like Levi's And these guys look stuffed up like pitas And freeze up like ice cubes in the freezer So I'm going to chill for a minute Sip a little drank 'till the cup gets finished Have some hors d'oeuvre, maybe artichoke and spinach dip Scoop it up with pumpernickel bread, it's delicious I know the way the game goes down They show the same attention like most clowns I'd rather boast on the low down, than to walk around hurt Like a jerk with a dumb frown This way if she's not having it, I can just fall back go grab another chick And that's it, another day another dame No harm, no foul. That's the way I play the game [Hook] Gas in the tank but the car won't drive The car won't drive? No the car won't drive Air in the tire but the bike won't ride The bike won't ride? No the bike won't ride Swim trunks on the line but the shorts won't dry The shorts won't dry? No the short's won't dry Water on the grill but the flame burns higher The flame gets higher? Yeah this sh**s still fire [Bridge] Well I know you think you know what you want But baby I'm a dunce I only talk this sh** to my friends My game is just pretend So don't get caught up with me 'cause I'm dumb I'm really just a bum Even your girls know that I'm a schmuck I guess that leaves us stuck [Verse 2] You got a two piece on 'cause the heat wave popped off Serve my food cold, save the f**ing hot sauce Is this mayonnaise, b**h? This is not sauce Give me the sub sauce, and take the f**ing top off This is what you get for staying with an a**hole Undeveloped like a premature tadpole I ran your panties up a god damn flag pole Around the third girl, come on I got to brag, yo Fall back if you don't want to deal with my sh** Guys walk by and stare, look at my chick I don't care if they talk sh** and comment Jealousy's a bad look and chivalry is nonsense We finished drinking at the local corner jock pub We saw Tool play and they f**ing rocked us It's getting late, babe, look at the clock Back to my friends place - s** in the hot tub! [Bridge] Well I know you think you know what you want But baby I'm a dunce I only talk this sh** to my friends My game is just pretend So don't get caught up with me 'cause I'm dumb I'm really just a bum Even your girls know that I'm a schmuck I guess that leaves us stuck [Hook] Gas in the tank but the car won't drive The car won't drive? No the car won't drive Air in the tire but the bike won't ride The bike won't ride? No the bike won't ride Swim trunks on the line but the shorts won't dry The shorts won't dry? No the short's won't dry Water on the grill but the flame burns higher The flame gets higher? Yeah this sh**s still fire