[Verse 1] What would I have to do to just convince you That making out with me would be a good idea Months down the line we can go to Ikea Crapes for brunch at [???] and sip sangria Makes sense to me - sound good to you? No? Not even then? Well then I'll try again But I'll give it 10 minutes because the pick up artists Said some chicks see persistence as weakness And I don't want to seem like a weakling But you look so damn pretty when you're speaking Can't turn away, you got me tractor beamed I got the lava in my stomach and there's about to be A bunch of bu*terflies fluttering around I know I must look like a stuttering clown But you have to realize I may have just found The one chick who just deserves this crown [Hook] Anything you want You got it Anything you need You got it Anything at all You got it Baby [Verse 2] 10 minutes is up, and I know for sure Because the timer on my iPhone let me know And I pray to God you didn't see me set it Because that would make me really regret it But if you did I hope you thought it was cute And not stupid, I tend to often shoot my boot Two left feet walking in circles steady You can just call me Eugine Levy You're best in show, I'm probably best at something Can't put my finger on it 'cause my chest is pumping If you won an award, and I tied your for it I'd give you the blue ribbon [???] Irresistible charm, you touch my arm I hope that was a sign for good things to come If you ever need something just holler, baby You can go and spend all of my dollars, baby I'll give you [Hook x2] Anything you want You got it Anything you need You got it Anything at all You got it Baby [Verse 3] You're Ms.Pacman, and I'm Pacman You're Cat Woman, I'm Batman They're cool now, they don't fight now Michelle Pfeiffer and Michael Keaton riding bikes now They hold hands, and get take out And when they finished eating all they do is make out And we can do that too, and do it soon Because the song is almost done, and I've got a room At the Best Western [???] You're great because you love my ranting And raving, about Hampden Kinda chuckled when you called me hansom Freestyle about misbehaving And you love that I hate the Ravens Because I'm an Eagles fan, a regal man No pressure baby girl, but I need your hand I got a spark in the right, but the left is free You got money, but trust me the s** is free I'll have you wiggling around like a centipede Convince you to say that it was meant to be And for lunch I will take you to Friendly's [?Spend the whole date?] pretending that we're 17 Getting kicked out of the movies for drinking beers The thuged out usher tried to call us queer I'll throw 'em in the dumpster to show 'em that You never talk sh** to my little pumpkin patch That's a weird nick name 'cause your hair ain't red But half the stuff I say doesn't even make sense So uh...Just disregard And since we ain't playing games just ditch the cards With chemistry like this we don't even need physics You knocked my a** down like the '92 Reddick