E-40 - Mack Minister lyrics

I'd like to thank the mack god for all tha playa prophets that he sent I'd like to thank him for donald going and iceberg slim For dottin their i's and crossin their t's, poppin their p's, and Flexin their g's I'd like to thank the mack god for all the playa prophets that he Sent before me and 40 water For the mack i chose 40 water To come into the world and change and rearrange To lace the s**ers and the anti playa He came in the middle of the atlantic ocean, on the glad sandwich bag And floated ashore And as soon as he hit the shore, he balanced the game He said that nine-tenths of his law was possession And that nine-tenths of his game was position And that everything was done on the approach The mack god said that he would send an extraordinary one On the side of 40 water and he won't just be a playa He will be an extraordinary playa Now we gonna turn the mack book from page 211 to chapter 187 And it talks about how they had a kangaroo court for the playas And how dem s**as is out there with trumped up charged on e-40 Well, if you wanna judge the 40 water, bring him before 12 g's And open his files And you will see that he has been true with a capital t since he Was knee high to a gra**hopper That the mack god said that in the year 1555, that there was a Great explosion and some of the playas inhaled some fumes Pertaining additives, preservatives and artificial flavors The mack god refers to them as s**as And he said that he would send one that would come from one That was despised and rejected And that he would send this extraordinary one in the world And when he come, he would come with ten commandments And the commandments would be: Thou shall not snitch Thou shall not infiltrate Thou shall not perpetrate Thou shall not playa hate Thou shall not hold trust Thou shall not hold say Thou shall not pay a trick Thou shall not disrespect the game Thou shall not be broke And thou shall not be without their thang The mack god said that just because you meet a hoe And she wears a jersey that say champion and eat a bowl of wheaties Don't make her a winner Will she sell her hips, her lips and her fingertips Will you tear down doors And knock out co's Can you go the distance Will you be the one with the checkered flag in your hand Yeah, cuz i will be the winner