DZK - Hollywood Carver lyrics

[Verse 1] I slip a pill in the cup of Miss Hilary Duff And when she wakes up taped up I be drilling her muff Probably still in a buff when I finally k** her And dump her body off a bridge stuffed in a rug in the trunk of my truck What? I'm a butcher carving Hollywood up Used to be average but I practiced stabbing hookers Cause I couldn't find the address of that f*ggot Ashton Kutcher And yeah I sell crack, I'm Ben Affleck's hook up So look up if you happen to be on Roe-Day-O That my a** pressed the gla** see my A-hole? I'm shocking every actress with shopping bags And making 'em drop 'em, that's when I take 'em and rob 'em I hit 'em with a taser in the neighborhood jogging You wake up in a basement where your kidney is gone And some people say my hustle is a serious problem Cause I steal black toddlers and Madonna adopts them [Hook] Yeah - I'm coming for y'all s**ers Hitch hike to Hollywood, with strange truckers And I'm stealing cars, on the boulevard I hit a superstar hard, quick to pull a car I'm in your mansion I bypa**ed security I got your butler at gunpoint serving me And your a**istants dead, and your maid is dead And I'm eating all your pets laying your bed [Verse 2] I'll put a f**ing cleaver up to Justin Bieber And threaten to fix his haircut while Ushers screaming "NO!" And beat the Tequilia out of Tila for no other reason than The fact she lacks any talent but breathing I am the illest villain alive chilling Hiding in the air ventilation system of the Hilton building 'Bout to kidnap Paris and her sister Than bill their filthy rich parents millions A handsome ransom then vanish The phantom who reappears in the Hamptons with hand cannons I'm dedicated just bombed 80 homes In a row trying to k** the baby Of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, I may be insane A-D-D, C-R-A-Z-Y I never had a solid role model Always sniffing airplane model glue from the bottle [Hook] Yeah - I'm coming for y'all s**ers Hitch hike to Hollywood, with strange truckers And I'm stealing cars, on the boulevard I hit a superstar hard, quick to pull a car I'm in your mansion I bypa**ed security I got your butler at gunpoint serving me And your a**istants dead, and your maid is dead And I'm eating all your pets laying your bed [Verse 3] I drop an anvil on Avril Lavigne Like in a cartoon scene, I'm far too mean Ram Star Jones with my car 2, 3, or 4 times Or more till it's hard to breath from laughing Watch Brooke Hogan get his a** kicked [Dude that's a chick] Wait!? We talking bout that fat kid Stop your f**ing lies [She's got her mother's eyes] Man that's a trick, she probably got her dad's dick I'm a rude dude I'd eat the witherd prune shoot Reese Witherspoon Poops through, spew puke a few screws loose in my noodle If one falls out I chew through, lose a tooth in my fruit loops Shoot hoops with Magic Johnson, kidnap him Lock 'em up in my cabinet and trap him And make him give his highly contagious virus To Dane Cook I f**ing like Miley Cyrus [Hook] Yeah - I'm coming for y'all s**ers Hitch hike to Hollywood, with strange truckers And I'm stealing cars, on the boulevard I hit a superstar hard, quick to pull a car I'm in your mansion I bypa**ed security I got your butler at gunpoint serving me And your a**istants dead, and your maid is dead And I'm eating all your pets laying your bed