Dyslexic Fudgicle - Lawnmower Lust lyrics

You are standing on the wings of the garden You have the pa**ion of an anime character in your eyes I have feelings for you like the air of 1,000 bathrooms The platypus that lives in my head says you're the perfect size I am about to show you my sensitive side So I'll chase you with a lawnmower until you fall in love before my eyes Run! Run! Run! Here comes the blades Run! Run! From my lawnmower, love cascades Now I will chase you until you submit The blades of my lawnmower crave your tits You would be hot even if you weighed a ton Now I will mow you down in more ways than one I can't explain why I feel this way Making you my garden gnome makes my day I want you in my lawn-care path of destruction Run! Run! Run! Here comes my lust Run! Run! Run, my mower is in must Now I will chase you until you submit The blades of my lawnmower crave your tits You would be hot even if you weighed a ton Now I will mow you down in more ways than one Now I will chase you until you submit The blades of my lawnmower crave your tits You would be hot even if you weighed a ton Now I will mow you down in more ways than one