Dyslexic Fudgicle - Assa**ins' Lounge lyrics

The Assa**ins' Lounge is where we gather After a day of k**ing people we get paid for Reminiscing about our favorite murder Over a gla** of wine and a burger From the shadows, we bring forth d**h Apocalypse will prevail; The bringer of your d**h will marked by a masked a**a**in Grab my balls while I pick my nose Attach your rectum to a 40 ft. hose Engulf the Crisco with a bag of cheese Create the crapper with a new disease Afflict the midget with a piece of ash Shove the midget up an old woman's gash Despise the peanut bu*ter beast Find a harlot and slurp up her yeast Below the tampon is a donut named Fred I reached for a chili dog and a tit, wasted I can't recall the name of her a** So I played it like an instrument of bra** I'm not the one who ate your feet So find a new appendage to eat Don't be stingy when it comes to socks Don't refuse me if I have 12 co*ks From this seat, it looks like he's that ninja with Lou Gehrig's disease (From) what I hear, you best stay clear k**ed his mama for a nickel Chopped off her head with an icicle He k**ed a couple kids, He k**ed the Burger King (I think he k**ed "McDonald" too, but I wasn't really listening...) He k**ed the president! Yes, Thomas Jefferson.... on that day in 1826, when he met his end. Huh! Brand my life with an inverted cross I drown your otter in applesauce Bury some blood from a tortoise or a haire Steal some Egg Nog from a blind, retarded queer! I get misty-eyed when I see a moose...:*-/ I ate an onion ring and crapped out a goose! I can't believe that last S&M stint I set fire to a random urinal mint! The enemy is on a pogo stick Bouncing away Headed for the dance floor If we cut his flesh, we'd boil it But his pogo stick landed in the toilet From the shadows, we bring forth d**h Apocalypse will prevail; The bringer of your d**h will marked by a masked a**a**in