[Verse 1] I would never ask you To do something I wouldn't do I could never lose you At least I'd never choose to [Pre-Chorus] All your friends are sober Yeah we're getting older Going out's a drag now All my spots have closed And we can fantasize Without much of a mess And making love is fine But all I want is to forget How old I am [Chorus] (Can't remember anything else) Nothing good happens past 2am I put the ball in your court Text me back I want a full report I want cash in hand I'm still waiting for my man (Has he even left the house?) Short a couple dollars but I think he'll understand I put my best dress on get back in bed Nothing good happens past 2am [Verse 2] Can't turn back it's too late I saw you drink the Kool-Aid But I don't want no undue Attention coming from you [Pre-Chorus] All your friends are sober Yeah we're getting older Staying in at home It's good enough for both us And we can fantasize Without hearing I told ya Making love is fine But all I want is to forget How old I am [Chorus] (Can't remember anything else) Nothing good happens past 2am I put the ball in your court Text me back I want a full report I want cash in hand I'm still waiting for my man (Has he even left the house?) Short a couple dollars but I think he'll understand I put my best dress on get back in bed Nothing good happens past 2am [Bridge] And what I thought was possible don't seem possible no more I struggle to keep up with you And what I thought was possible don't seem possible no more I never could keep up with you Can we forget how old I am? [Chorus] (Can't remember anything else) Nothing good happens past 2am I put the ball in your court Text me back I want a full report I want cash in hand I'm still waiting for my man (Has he even left the house?) 27 years young don't make sense I put my best dress on get back in bed Nothing good happens past 2am Amen