[Intro] Right yo, Dylan Brewer yeah f** the intro 'Cause we know what he's done Right, listen [Verse] Yo Afghan I think you fancy my nan All these bars yeah, about my nan Sylvie ain't no paedo fam One minute wait, f** Team Afdan Bye bye Daniel, s** your nan What did Afghan do to his nan One minute wait, he robbed his nan How could you go and rob your nan I know what you've done Yeah yeah yeah, I know what you've done If it weren't for my mates you would have got bummed You know that it's true so don't act dumb Rolls that dough but he got no chrome Every time I see Afghan he runs Bro, why do you run Why why why why why do you run Yo Danny, you don't want a war with Dyl Why would you want a war with Dyl I know everything about you, bro You do not want a war with Dyl I think your mum should have popped that pill In the bedroom, she got that sk** In the bedroom she f**ed with Dyl Dirty b**h and she f**ed with Dyl You're a dirty man Hundred K, yeah I'm back with a bang CallyManSam never robbed my nan Afghan Dan yeah, robbed his nan like what Aim, bang! CallyManSam, yeah, he's gonna get banged I remember when Afghan ran Afghan ran, oh Afghan ran Oh Afghan Dan, oh yeah you ran Yeah bro, yeah bro, yeah you ran Sophie Aspin never got banged f** that bro, that's CallyManSam's Like robbing old people, no Is that how you get your dough Yeah he thinks he is doing well but Afghan has got nothing to show No no no no Yo Afghan bro You've got no brothers and it ain't no joke Like how can you get so low I'm gonna let everyone know Yeah, robbing old people, bro Yeah Afghan Dan is a straight up pro Like robbing old people, that's so sick Handbag snatcher, that's what he is Handbag snatcher, that's what he did Hashtag 'bro, we know what you did' Except for the day where we know it's on tape Aim, bang, straight with a brick Yo, f** this guy, I'll see this guy Thinks he's bad 'cause he does grime He's robbing old people, so he's got time Scumbag business, yeah it's that time Thinks he's bad when he's online Hate, no I despise Hate, when I see this guy Wait wait wait, when I see this guy Oh Afghan Dan, Afghan Dan This guy will go and rob your nan Went to Preston then he got banged Then he got out, then he got banged My man flapped him from CallyMan Uploading pictures, yeah with the gang Nah nah nah, didn't miss that, fam Nah nah nah, didn't miss that, fam Yo Afghan, stop talking sh** Going on about your beat-a** sis We both know I ain't got no sis We both know you've got a sis Like what would I do to your sis I wouldn't even shag that b**h Yeah she's so skinny and she got no tits Any more cheek and I'll slap that b**h Yo Afghan, let's talk facts You're not a shooter, you don't have a strap You're not a roadman, you don't graff Stop going on like you're in the trap You're in Blackpool in a one-bed flat Nah you don't do this, nah you don't do that Yo Danny, you'd better stop Robbing your nan is getting on top It's getting on top and you know it is WillNE, stop s**ing his dick Bro, stop s**ing his dick Bro Yo I spoke to Afghan on the phone He was like 'Dyl, don't murk me, bro' This is a remix and you know He was like 'Dyl, don't take my throne' He was like 'Dyl, please leave me alone' 'Trying to settle down with my nan at home Please bro, please bro, leave us alone Me and my nan are scared at home We're scared at home' [Outro] Back with a bang! f** Afghan Dan, yeah