Dwarves - f** Em All lyrics

I f**ed one in the basement I f**ed one in the hall f**ed one at a toilet seat in a bathroom stall f**ed one in an alley Up against the wall I f**ed em all I f**ed one in Exotica And then I got the blues Then I f**ed a college girl Didn't have a clue f**ed one turning sideways I can't turn em down (?) I f**ed em all It seems like balling b**hes That's all I ever do Hey you better watch your a** I'll f** that too I f**ed one on a freight train Rolled a load all night f**ed a girl in Pittsburgh Steel is what they like f**ed an operator Yeah she takes my calls I f**ed em all