Dwarves - I Masturbate Me lyrics

That's why I started off slow And then they get with the flow And I know you been there too, yourself Why do we want what we want? How do we ever get caught? I'm through with looking for someone else's help It's myself Myself Myself And nobody else I masturbate me Set the whole human race free Yeah, it's nothing but fun And it's two on the one who could never hate me I'm like a jerk? ? cool herk I'm ready to work it, till it hurts, in the dirt And when I'm sleeping alone Or get a call on the phone It's like I'm talking to myself, and nobody else I masturbate me In stroke I create me Yeah, it's nothing but fun, looking out number one What you done me, lately? I masturbate me Like a Catholic escapee Touch the hand of the man with the gland In the band in the stand When they rape me And when I think about you… (x4) I masturbate me Set the whole human race free If I live or I die, I can spit in the eye of fate When they rape me I masturbate me In stroke I create me Yeah, it's nothing but fun And it's two on the one who could never hate me And when I think about you… (x4)