DVDA - What Would Brian Boitano Do? lyrics

What would Brian Boitano do If he was here right now? He'd make a plan, and he'd follow through That's what Brian Boitano'd do! When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics Skating for the gold He two Salchows and a triple Lutz Wearing a blindfold When Brian Boitano was in the Alps Fighting grizzly bears He used his magical fire breath And saved the maidens fair So what would Brian Boitano do If he was here today? I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two That's what Brian Boitano'd do! When Brian Boitano travelled through time To the year 3010 He fought the evil robot king And saved us all again And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids He beat up Kubla Khan 'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take sh** from anybody! No, Brian! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those! I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! Brian Boitano was born On the planet of Kryluck He came to earth to save us all From war and d**h and such! Hi de lo de hi de lay! Brian Boitano's here! So round up all your la**es And tell them to have no fear! Say, come over here my honey And you're gonna take off my pants And I'm gonna make dirty love to you 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do! 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!