DVDA - What Would Brian Boitano Do? (Part II) lyrics

Brian! Skate! Brian! Skate! Brian! Skate! Brian! Skate! What would Brian Boitano Do If he was here right now? He'd make a plan and he'd follow through! That's what Brian Boitano'd Do! Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight! When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics skating for the gold He did two salchows and a triple lutz, while wearing a blindfold! When Brian Boitano was in the alps, fighting Grizzily Bears He used his magical fire breath and saved the maiden's fair! Brian! Skate! Brian! Yeah! So what would Brian Boitano do, If he was here today? I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two! That's what Brian Boitano'd do! Brian! Skate! Brian! Yeah! When Brian Boitano traveled through time, to the year 3010 He fought the Evil Robot King and saved us all again! And when Brian Boitano build the pyramids, he beat up Kubla Kuhn Cuz Brian Boitano doesn't take sh** from.... Any... Body...! No Brian! Those Chicken Wings are really spicy! Don't eat those! I've never seen a man eat so many Chicken Wings I've never seen a man eat so many Chicken Wings I've never seen a man eat so many Chicken Wings I've never seen a man eat so many Chicken Wings I've never seen a man eat so many Chicken Wings I've never seen a man eat so many Chicken Wings I've never seen a man eat so many Chicken Wings Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight! Brian Boitano was born on the planet of Krynuk (cry-nuck) He came to Earth to save us from war and d**h and stuff Hydi-hodi! hydi-hay! Brian Boitano's here! So round up all your la**es, and tell them to have no fear! I Said, "Come over here my honey, And I'm going to take off my pants," "And I'm going to make dirty love to you!" Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do! Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do!