Dunkey - Dunkey in Paris lyrics

[Verse 1: Dunkey] When I arrived I didn't know what they saying I spent 18 hours on a plane But then in english a beggar said "Be a dear" I said "b*tch I JUST SPENT ALL MY MONEY GETTING HERE!" At McDonalds grab a beer Roll into the gla** sphere Restaurant's got a chandler Leah's got a nice rear To be honest it's a miracle that i'm alive Because NONE of these french people EVER learned how to drive! COME ON! THAT sh*t CRAY THAT sh*t GAY THAT sh*t CRAY WHAT THE fu*k [Verse 2:Dunkey] The guy said "You better check out this hall" I said "You better check out this dog!" They even had a painting by Shrek But look at over that guy's dick THERE'S A DOG THERE'S A DOG THERE'S A DOG THERE'S A DOG THERE'S A DOG THERE'S A DOG THERE'S A DOG THERE'S A DOG AAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDD,THERE'S A DOG [Verse 3:Dunkey] Shoes on my feet Walking on streets Provided by dunk Rappin on beats Grease on my hands From eating pizza I reached out and touched the Mona Lisa The guard said "You can't do that man" UH HUH I'M AMERICAN [Verse 4:Dunkey] This is where they buried King Tut Meanwhile, look at Leah's bu*t They got my favorite joint here: PIZZA HUT We went somewhere nice instead The waiter said "Take a seat" "My name is Monalee what would you like to eat?" I looked at him dead in his eyes You already know that I want the FRENCH FRIES!