Dumbfoundead - Cockblockers lyrics

co*kblockers (Intro) Since the beginning of time there have always been evil forces against men who have attempted to sleep with women These evil forces are commonly referred to as "co*kblockers" Three specific kinds of co*kblockers eventually join forces to hate These are the stories of their attempts and their victims Fat Friend: (She don't f** with stupid a**es like you ay) Guy Friend: (If I can't have her nobody can, but I'll never tell her) And Family Member: (Ay nah f** that sh** that's my little sister fool) (Dumbfoundead) (Verse 1) You ever holla at a chick that you probably gone hit and then all of a suddenly become a co*k block victim? They get right between you two before the shot clock gets them That's them co*kblockers usually her fat friend She'll pop out of nowhere when you're grabbin at her back end or try to leave the party with her when it's barely past ten She'll whisper in her ear like (He ain't even worth it let's go somewhere else you can find a better person) She's all up in her business so I throw her a** a biscuit (Here catch) Now she's even more pissed so it turns in her mission to keep her at a distance what a f**ing hater Should of brought myself a homie that's a chubby chaser Later I'll page her and bypa** her body guard Meet her somewhere secret and take her someplace really far Away from distractions to get into the hotspot Away from her fat friend man I hate a co*k block (Chorus) Man I hate a co*k block (x3) (Verse 2) So I'm chillin with this hot girl smokin on a one hitter along comes her guy friend who is secretly in love with her It's obvious to me that he finds me a threat cause what I did in ten minutes he spent his life to attempt (Ha Ha) He's stuck in the friend zone the one she can depend on co*kblockin just so I won't make it to the endzone (Score) To be this type of cat you gotta have a lot of patience Straight up rolled uninvited right into our conversation He was trying hint to me that he had a thing for her sitting right between us and putting his arm around her shoulder This guy was a pro like he's been doing this for years saving all her hair strands like stalker souvenirs He hates that she dates a**holes on the real Never had the balls to tell her how he really feels He tried to be a hotshot eventually he got socked Knock Knock (Who's There) Man I hate a co*kblock (Chorus) Man I hate a co*kblock (x3) (Verse 3) I'm spittin game to a dime that I'm trying to have s** with Here comes the big brother overly protective She tells me that he's crazy (He's Crazy) Which I'm not impressed with Either way I try my best to make a good impression I know that he ain't dumb I'm from the LA slums just the type of guy he wants her to stay away from So he keeps her locked up in her room all weekend But she'll sneak out during night time while her family is sleeping co*kblockers there's always ways to defeat them You can't stop a woman when she's out there trying to meet men Hormones rage and pheromones play But there's villains trying to stop this Making sure you don't mate It's jealously or hate cause they ain't getting any So thinking if I'm asked out Imma take you with me But I ain't really trippin cause all women have a soft spot There's one thing I hate and that's a mother f**ing co*kblock (x3) (Outro) f** you you f**ing hatin b**hes You co*kblockin motherf**ers I hate you b**hes Haters