Dumbfoundead - Dumbfoundead vs. Kid Twist lyrics

[Round 1: Dumbfoundead] First of all it's an honor to be in the spot Drinking tea in the pot, with the majesty, my lady, Queen Of The Dot I heard that you like reading a lot, a real scholastics wiz Books like Harry Potter cause you play with magic sticks Why do they keep setting me up against these f*ggot kids Cause I already battled Illusion Z and he's just like you with a Latin twist I will Kanye this b**h Hop on stage and sh** and snatch the mic from Taylor Twist You gay as sh**, what I'm saying is When you date a chick it's considered a lesbian relationship You have all white fans that wear tight pants and listen to Streisand Your voice has that gay girl tone It makes my voice sound like James Earl Jones By the way, that wack nose looks like a chicken nugget I bet that fat hoes must friggin love it Looking like a pterodactyl's distant cousin I came here for nerd stomping, not bird watching Yo, when I rap you see birds flocking When you rap you wear girl's stockings Don't crack under the pressure Twist the world's watching Yo, this arrogant queer is embarra**ed of his heritage here So watch this dude get chopped and lose his top like an American beer Twist off [Round 1: Kid Twist] Hey, someone tell the bartender she didn't match my order I wanted Jin/gin and tonic, she brought me Dumbfoundead and a gla** of water Yo, but the way I'll body him, you'll think Solomon had a rematch Jin But his hygiene's so bad that his teeth match his skin He tries to get close to nature and meditates to control his anger So I'm not talking Dhalsim when I say he's a yoga flamer We think that we're your friendly northern neighbors Til I treat you like the logo from the Oakland Raiders Stab your head with both the sabers And it's ironic that you're Asian and you can't make tracks But all your bright ideas seem dimmer in your lamp shade hats So dead the drama Johnny The only thing you ever k**ed was Tamagotchi's This f**ing backstabber would've been the kamikaze bombing Nazi's And you nominate Perez Hilton for Man Of The Year But we don't need the Black Eyed Peas' manager here to knock out Los Angeles queers You only pull cards in Yugioh You only wrap/rap raw making sushi rolls Does anyone else recognize him from his movie role? Rufio! [Round 2: Dumbfoundead] Y'all should've seen him from his Battle Of The Bay, he was such a fanboy I saw his hands point at Dirtbag Dan's groin Whispering to Loe Pesci like "The whole Fresh scene is so s**y." You might as well be repping the FreshCoast Before any of that we need to get you some men's clothes Resembling Glenn Close Yo, I saw that battle with you and Fresco That sh** was very mean Hands down it was the most vicious cat fight I've ever seen You got even more pumped up when his bros were cheering Took his heels off and told Organik, "Hold my earrings" I know your kind, you won mad science fairs has bad sinus flares When you found out I was coming to town you were like, "Man I am there!" Yo, he's infatuated with my people, an Asian culture geek A petite physique with a vulture's beak You see, he knows more about Asians than me and Tantrum He's the one who taught me the Korean anthem You would fantasize about having slanted eyes And calls himself "The Last Samurai" Not to mention he suped up his mom's station wagon With stickers of flaming dragons And soon as I came inside he gave me five and yelled "Asian pride" I asked him, "Yo, ain't you white?" because of his pigmentation And he made up his own race and told me he was "Canasian" [Round 2: Kid Twist] I'm not referencing his name when I say this kid's a dummy And me and Fresco was a cat fight, you watched it and started getting hungry And Koreans are just Chinese people who got lost So your country is knockoff of a country of knockoffs And I nailed your mom at the nail salon She moaned deeper than Rah Digga The last time she screamed at something that big coming it was Godzilla Yo, this b**h is wired like Asian fight scenes And the shape of his eyes mean every film this guy's seen is in wide screen You might've watched this gay lose to James Juice and Frankie Waps Then afterwards they wrestled in a handicapped bra and panties match And Madness said my real voice sounds auto-tuned But when I rock with you, you make me sound chopped and screwed Yo look, you have zero street cred and run with new jack tweekers So how do you rep the stars and stripes when your crew has neither? And I know I'm pretty skinny but hey You look like a vegan bulimic who's been coke binging for days Which proves you're a b**h from L.A [Round 3: Dumbfoundead] The O.G.'s in Canada told me the scoop How you love Swollen Members and I don't mean the group This man loves blowing the flute...if you know what I'm talking aboot When he was a kid there was a toy he really wanted and just had to have it Y'all know that one joint: Bop it, pull it, Twist it, f*ggot I call this dude "gay" and this ba*tard got all pissed Started rallies, lifting fists yelling "f*ggot will resist!" Calm the f** down, don't get your panties in a Twist Yo Vaginaville clothing is sponsoring this battle and he doesn't even care Instead he supports their rival company by rocking Peniswear Ayo what a surprise you removed the highlights from your hair Cause I remember in the movie Twilight it was there That was like the highlight of your career What the hell have you seen? You make your revenue stream on your daily routine of selling poutine I will f** your mom and kiss your sister They way they work the tongue I should call 'em "Ms and Mrs. Twister" And all you motherf**ers is calling me a "comedian" I would chew up gun rappers and throw away the gum rapper And make the angry, screaming motherf**ers have lung cancer Make the smart, neardy motherf**ers seem dumb after Make the O.G.'s seem young after Dumb has mastered all styles you dumb ba*tard So don't judge a book by it's cover, this is just one chapter [Verse 3: Kid Twist] b**h! You sound like a nerdy voice, surfer boy, piece of white trash You're like the Jabbawockeez, an Asian in a white mask Your free flows weak bro But you should hear his hit song, "Me so Emo" But f** Sin City this is T.O. meho And I heard you jacked the track of another wack wannabe You owe the I Love College beat an apology Who the f** are you, Asia Roth? You crazy sauce Since when does Gwen Stefani let those Harajuku ladies talk? And Dumb calls his crew the Swim Team If you ask me it was a dumb call Cause I'll give your b**h a breast stroke then f** her while she's in the front crawl But you only give her cyber s** So I'm something you can't pa** like a North Korean boarder sniper's nest Or a driver's test Look, and people hate the states for your arrogant actions To the rest of the world, YOU'RE the terrorist faction Trying to take over the globe in an Aryan fashion That's something we won't stand for like the American Anthem