Dum Dums - The Ghost Gets Around lyrics

There are so many virgin births in this town, The ghost gets around, In the housing estates with the blocked up shop fronts, Leaving the women spellbound, In the cigarette smoke at the hairdressing salon, Girls are out accessorising, It sure ain't not the holy ghost, It's the devil out exercising. From the highway, to the hairdressing salon, From the tattoo parlour, to the supermarket, On the discotheque groove, everybody's doing it, So why can't I?. Rock stars and groupies better beware, The ghost gets around, Little boys, little girls you better be careful, What you put in your mouth, Mothers and daughters, keep your legs crossed, Quit wearing those tiny skirts, Cause when the ghost comes knocking, knocking on your door, My Lord, my Lord it huuuurts. From the highway, to the hairdressing salon, From the tattoo parlour, to the supermarket, On the discotheque groove, everybody's doing it, So why can't I?. From the highway, to the hairdressing salon, From the tattoo parlour, to the supermarket, On the discotheque groove, everybody's doing it, So why can't I?. Doodoodoodoodoodoododododoo. Doodoodoodoodoodoododododoo. Doodoodoodoodoodoododododoo. Doodoodoodoodoodoododododoo. Swore I saw a spirit at 5am, Must have been doing his rounds, Girls are waiting for the ghost to show, In their pretty, pretty nightgowns, Constable lock all these naughty girls up, Stop it spreading around, Who is it knocking all these holy girls up, Cause this sure ain't holy ground. From the highway, to the hairdressing salon, From the tattoo parlour, to the supermarket, On the discotheque groove, everybody's doing it, So why can't I?. From the highway, to the hairdressing salon, From the tattoo parlour, to the supermarket, On the discotheque groove, everybody's doing it, So why can't I?. Doodoodoodoodoodoododododoo. Doodoodoodoodoodoododododoo. Doodoodoodoodoodoododododoo. Doodoodoodoodoodoododododoo. Doodoodoodoodoodoododododoo. Doodoodoodoodoodoododododoo. Doodoodoodoodoodoododododoo. Doodoodoodoodoodoododododoo.