Dujeous - W.A.X.P lyrics

Verse 1: Rheturik Good evening Thousands of people today were grieving Over the loss of 200-some-odd civilians The incident took place Near a downtown Brooklyn apartment building On a sidewalk across the street from a park with children in it Strangely none sustained injury Initial reports point to some sort of chemical mischief Appeared on the bodies of the deceased When asked to comment Police admitted they had no leads Just one woman woke out of her sleep By loud, rhythmic speech She claimed the strangest part about it was the pattern Couplets of sergeant-like fury followed by nonsensical banter As wee hours approached, it seemed the volume got worse And became less of the second and more of the first Police are working OEround the clock right now that's all they can tell us We'll have more on this story as it develops Signing off, Rheturik Jones Chorus: W.A. X. P The best in the nation All of our reporters at the top of their games Now stay tuned for station identification Verse 2: Mojo Tonight in sports The cops got bested by the thieves The star center got paid and hopped a plane overseas And with an ease that you wouldn't believe A second-cla** officer was caught at half-time selling keys It was crooked as hell But when they reached the final buzzer The cops couldn't squeeze it out Now on to other parts of the world It was quite a bu*te in Montana The militia took the field against the Feds from Alabama They scrambled on the ground for the first half It seemed as though they didn't have a chance But the Feds didn't last They were overcome The militia had made a run and left notes like John Mclean "Now we have machine guns" The b**hes beat the ho's three to one That puts the ho's out of the playoffs The b**hes said ³Gee, it was fun² Tomorrow night, the cats meet the duns Now I'm no fortune-teller But I know who might be winning that one Signing off, L. Austin space Chorus Verse 3: Mas D It's bad news in tomorrow's forecast It starts sunny but dress warm This heat won't last Expect to see electrical storms and flooding Public schools closed, kids No cause for cutting The inbound traffic's already backed up So arrive at your local transportation stations early We're foreseeing little space First train to last bus That's all for now Need news, ask us Signing off, Mas Dimitri Chorus