[Verse 1:] Twitter feeds IPhone technology Facebook friends Ha! Rock band forums The Hilton brats Friday becomes a smash Instagram spats And Kim K's a** k** the internet Take the phone from your hands Go on and smash ‘em well Go out there and make some friends Isis threats We all lose our heads Homeland Security The eye is watching You and me k** the internet Take the phone from your hands Go on and smash ‘em well Start out there and make some friends Oh, oh [Chorus:] [x3] k** the internet Take the chain from your neck Why don't we k** the web Go on out and get some friends, some Oh, oh [Outro:] k**, k** the internet [x3]