Duck-And-Cover - Zay Tonday Thrusts Brown Snow into Your Ear lyrics

'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house I was screwing the children and f**ing a mouse The doo-doo was hung by the chimney with care In hopes that Satan soon would be there The children were nestled all snug in their beds While visions of Mama Luigi danced in their heads [breathing] What to my wandering eye should appear But a miniature penis and two tiny balls With a little old driver with a stubby old dick I knew in a moment in my a** it would stick More rapid than eagles, he came on my face Dun dun dun It was as white as the snow [breathing] He was jerking off on my back And it looked like he had a furry ball sack His bu*tcheeks were like roses, his a**hole like a cherry He spoke not a word but went straight to his work And fingered my winking brown eye with a jerk The head of my co*k he held tight in his teeth And the semen circled his head like a wreath And he whistled and shouted and called them by name "Now Deepercut, now Krobo, now CaptainOhYeah, and WalrusGuy" So up to the housetop the coursers they flew With a sleigh full of poo But I heard them exclaim ere he drove out of sight "Squadalah, we're off!"