Dubbledge - Penis For The Day lyrics

Oi look, you know what it is Its quite simple, I got to be honest Basically, I love to watch you brush your teeth [Hook - Dabbla] I wish that I could give you my penis for the day You'd finally realise what a great guy you're with Id love to see it try and lead you easily astray Cause then you might come to understand what time it is I wish that I could give you my penis for the day You'd finally realise what a great guy you're with Id love to see it try and lead you easily astray Cause then you might come to understand what time it is [Verse 1 - Dabbla] Imagine you with one of these, woman please Treat it like a secret weapon, aim and squeeze You'd be smudging off the Maybelline Reaching for the baby oil and the lady cream You're very young little mini me between your legs Its disobedient you'll have to beat him on the regs And hes a greedy one that will have you chasing after scraps Got you clucking for some loving til you can't relax Anything to get you laid, make him really hot He'll convince you that she's great when she's clearly not Plus he loves to misbehave, never hard to find Right in front of you, a part of you you can't deny But understandable, a handful at the best of times He's extension of myself, will never rest or die The mastermind and he's the only one who'll cry We ain't easily upset, we're just trying to keep it wet You better treat him with respect [Hook - Dabbla] I wish that I could give you my penis for the day You'd finally realise what a great guy you're with Id love to see it try and lead you easily astray Cause then you might come to understand what time it is I wish that I could give you my penis for the day You'd finally realise what a great guy you're with Id love to see it try and lead you easily astray Cause then you might come to understand what time it is [Verse 2 - Dubbledge] Ayyy, oriental women get my dim-sum Indian women get my bhadi's I'm giving oxtail to the Yardies Italiano, big in the salami Worldwide punani Greece get the bread stick Bring on the French chicks, they get the baguette dick Bring the Latino, they get the burrito Africa skee skee all over the bush meat Trinidad Tobago they get the rhoti Call me the one like Obi, last name Kenobi Said I had the force like Yoda so I used the force and told her Bend over! Now she's looking back at me, pleasure in the agony Telling me to pull her hair and slap her derriere Cool baby, that's all you had to say Slapped her arse, watched the ripple Pulled her weave out and spray! [Hook - Dabbla] I wish that I could give you my penis for the day You'd finally realise what a great guy you're with Id love to see it try and lead you easily astray Cause then you might come to understand what time it is I wish that I could give you my penis for the day You'd finally realise what a great guy you're with Id love to see it try and lead you easily astray Cause then you might come to understand what time it is [Verse 3 - Dirty Dike] His name's Steve and he wears a pair of Oakley's Head to toe camo screaming 'Better get to know me!' His best pates p**y and he next door's a starfish And deep in his incentive is to s** pork and armpit He's a star, he's got a scar where a shark bit Parsnip, trying to chuck his vomit up the target The best at dancing with a Mexican suntan One hand shuffle with a sketch and a thug plan Steve and when he's not sleeping he's seeping I have to get this stick out to beat him You might have seen him with lining on the ceiling Waterproof jacket getting primal when he's weeding He went viral in an evening to deserve his name And his favourite song is Purple Rain Some kind of circle jerking pervert with a dirty brain Thirty vain ninja turtle lurking round a bird of prey [Hook - Dabbla] I wish that I could give you my penis for the day You'd finally realise what a great guy you're with Id love to see it try and lead you easily astray Cause then you might come to understand what time it is I wish that I could give you my penis for the day You'd finally realise what a great guy you're with Id love to see it try and lead you easily astray Cause then you might come to understand what time it is