Drive-By Truckers - Lisa's Birthday lyrics

It's always Lisa's birthday when I get that call She's got no money for a cab she's way to drunk to walk Lisa's had more birthdays than there are sad country songs About trying to love two women and only taking one girl home It's a good thing that her dancing shoes don't run on gasoline She could dry up Texas in one night the way she feels that beat If I don't find them under the bed we make love on, She's lighting Lisa's candles and they'll be burning all night long So happy birthday Lisa Good evening Jim Beam Goodnight all you socialites don't wait up for me I'll be out way past the time the scenes' no sight to see Ya'll don't live with Lisa And she don't stay with me It's always Lisa's birthday when I get that call Her car's not where she parked it it's with her wallet and her phone Lisa's had more birthdays than there are sad country songs About trying to love two women and only taking one girl home I get older and Lisa keeps on turning twenty-one