Dr. Dre - Guilty Conscience lyrics

(feat. Dr. Dre) [sound of static] [announcer] Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old. Fed up with life and the way things are going, he decides to rob a liquor store. ("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes") But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart. And suddenly, his conscience comes into play... ("sh** is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this") [Dr. Dre] Alright, stop! (Huh?) Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store and try to get money out the drawer You better think of the consequence (But who are you?) I'm your motherf**in conscience [Eminem] That's nonsense! Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs Tell her you need a place to stay You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with Renee's razor blade [Dr. Dre] Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you Think about it before you walk in the door first Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns [Eminem] f** that! Do that sh**! Shoot that b**h! Can you afford to blow this sh**? Are you that rich? Why you give a f** if she dies? Are you that b**h? Do you really think she gives a f** if you have kids? [Dr. Dre] Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!) Not over this sh** (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!) Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you (You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude..) [sound of static] ("It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute") ("Mmm, I don't know!") ("Look baby..") ("Damn!") ("Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?") ("Well OK..") [announcer] Meet Stan, twenty-one years old. ("Give me a kiss!") After meeting a young girl at a rave party, things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom. Once again, his conscience comes into play... ("sh**!") [Eminem] Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little b**h's earlobe.. (Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair) Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!) f** this b**h right here on the spot bare Til she pa**es out and she forgot how she got there (Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?) No, but I seen the p**no with SunDoobiest! (sh**, you wanna get hauled off to jail?) Man f** that, hit that sh** raw dawg and bail.. [sound of static] [pickup idling, radio playing] [announcer] Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker. After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man. ("WHAT THE fu*k?!?!") ("Grady!!") [Dr. Dre] Alright calm down, relax, start breathin.. [Eminem] f** that sh**, you just caught this b**h cheatin While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?! fu*k slittin her throat, CUT THIS b*tch'S HEAD OFF!!! [Dr. Dre] Wait! What if there's an explanation for this sh**? (What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!) Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady But think about the baby before you get all crazy [Eminem] Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her? Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her? That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??! [Dr. Dre] What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?) I'ma k** you motherf**er! [Eminem] Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper! Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.? Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way? How in the f** you gonna tell this man not to be violent? [Dr. Dre] Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went Been there, done that.. aw f** it... What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at? [gun fires, is co*ked, and re-fired]