[Refrain] Put it on my wee-wee Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange Put it on my wee-wee Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange Put it on my wee-wee Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange Put it on my wee-wee Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange [Verse 1] Got a dick as big as a banana I try to control it but I guess I can't It shoots off like an AK-clip banana You better watch out, Hannah Montana Man what's the matter, have you no manners No you know the girl from Juno's address Yeah, I'mma probably go to jail for that Now I got the cops on my tail for that Run up on your car with a stale banana In your tail pipe, can't believe you fell for that It coulda' been a molotov co*ktail for that Wait a minute man, what the hell was that I heard a noise, where you going What are you, bananas You can't go back there, stupid a** I just seen a woman in a Freddy Kruger mask Who the f** are you, Superman All you have is a little stupid can of whipped cream What the hell you gonna do with that I'mma put it on my wee-wee Oh good answer Super bonanza extravaganza Man go ahead, what you waiting for You better get them clothes off, baby boy Come on let's go, we're gonna make a p**n Ready, set, go h Hit play, record [Refrain] Put it on my wee-wee Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange Put it on my wee-wee Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange Put it on my wee-wee Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange Put it on my wee-wee Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange [Verse 2] Are you ready You better hold the camera steady She's probably back there with a damn machete She's probably gonna eat you like canned spaghetti She's probably gonna k** you, still wanna check see Have a little quick look, go on sick prick She's probably six foot tall like Big Foot The hell with that, we probably should run Don't dare look back We probably, probably, probably There probably was a problem at the post office or something But you probably didn't know that, did you Now what you gonna do when she gets you I ain't going with you, forget you Quit tryna hold my hand, mista Pretend she's your little sista, little sista Might as well take the whipped cream with you And when you see her, make sure you get a picture We could try to make another Blair Witch movie A beastiality p**no with smoothies [Refrain] Put it on my wee-wee Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange Put it on my wee-wee Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange Put it on my wee-wee Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange Put it on my wee-wee Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange [Verse 3] It's eerie, but here comes Zack and Miri) Beauty and the beast, his back is hairy But she don't care, they're attractive, very Very s**ually active, very No, Zack, don't go back in there It's too late now, she's grabbing hair He screams, bloody Mary, grabs a mirror But stop just ain't in her vocabular Get off me, please Get off me, stop Balling back at a coffee shop They go non-stop She says go He says no She says oh Back and forth, they scream and shout Yeah, boy, let them demons out It's the kind of nightmare you dream about Uh-oh, now the whipped cream is out I get sick thoughts, sick, sick, thoughts Things you could do with your lipstick gloss Put it on my dick til the tip looks orange b**h, keep going b**h, keep going [Refrain] Put it on my wee-wee Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange Put it on my wee-wee Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange Put it on my wee-wee Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange Put it on my wee-wee Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange [Outro] Banana, banana, banana, banana, banana