Dr. Dre - s** A Dick lyrics

(intro) I hate you all all yall can s** a dick (chorus:2x) I still dont give a sh** everybody can s** a dick or lick it yeahh lickety lick lick lick it you can all s** a dick s** it (verse 1) Im so funny im broke as hell i got no money got no a** im still lonely i get no p**y i am the p**y i lick myself and say that somebody ate me im sick like that bonnie and clyde song im nasty like blood money cash money i stole my first ps3 from that sony that big a** company i think it was around 3 well i dont know i forgot but it was sunny so i ran like i was bugs bunny i run like i was retarted change life have my name on a date like saint patrick did i run so bummy so i jumped in a window by me it got a little bit more noisy so i peeped through the window like a peeping tom but you couldn't beleive what i saw it was kim kardashian gettin' it on i took a few pictures and tweeted it and commented "It was fun" and in the next window it was..Ms.Minaj danm who's next lil kim or her mom so i left and sat in the streets like i was a bum so i reached for money and said f** it im tired im sick to the police s** a dick! (chorus:x2) I still dont give a sh** everybody can s** a dick or lick it yeahh lickety lick lick lick it you can all s** a dick s** it (verse 2) now its time for the second verse 110% guranteed better then the first i rap so sick its the worse its like im f**ing cursed stick my dick in the dirt and f** the whole universe grab a pad and pencil and observe and watch me emurge those rhymes you had put it on reverse a record deal what i f**ing deserve like an accessory nerve went to a fancy party with a fake reserved spot im tired of sh** f** some thots go hard for a couple dots i can get k**ed nobody would give 2 f**s 2 bags of weed with 10 bucks im a standing crane your all sitting ducks call yelawolf for a hillbilly hicups buy a 200$ pick up i know more cars then trucks stick a chick in every trunk sh**s hard sh** s**s i was trippin smoking rocks nicki big a** on delux head to kardashian and play ku klux but not klan i slapped a b**h with a piece of ham bread mayonase and cram squished it off and bust some jam smack b**hes like bam bam goddanm these hoes ran like they where on spam fat chick scram so slapped and smashed me like the hulk i got smacked with a drum f** her in her rhumb open wide im bout to cum she said it was chewy like american gum jamaica rum and chinese plum everybodys belching im gone my dicks harder then a steel drum like slim replace I and put U it spells slum but i dont know where that came from but i always keep d** stashed goodnight i just had somebodys thumb up my a** (Chorus:x2) I still dont give a sh** everybody can s** a dick or lick it lickety lick lick lick it you can all s** a dick s** it (verse 3) grabo you want a hard shelled taco hell no f** you then bro you went in a whole new low but not worser then before its not the best either you know suffocate myself with a f**ing pillow theres some in my a** its a f**ing dil*o like kilo lost in weed find me like finding nemo fuk stitch its lilo phylo diabetic like cello (haha) me and my ther 2 homies make they gay trio walk up to selena with nun to say but hello smack a b**h with a spoon full of jello i got traps like i got a willow im giant call me the armadillo its agust that means p**y willow feeling a lil bit bummy i feel scrummy scrunny im not afraid to expose anybody dont be stupid f**ing dummy and crummy sh** my nose is runny admit agree six pops of extacy woke up half asleep pulling your pants down bluntly gummy rummy i got a sick tummy help me mommy i got sick of xanex i got from daddy but it was still yummy f** wayne b**hes love me when i was young i was bullied now im the bully smacked the old bully threw his a** off the balcony woke up swinging but actualy i didn't fight anybody it was a dream cacophony slaughtered and sold my pony jerk off to hannah when im horny i response sick thats my mentality im stupid i can't learn sh** i have what they call capacity i rap hard like gravity so f** yall call me alchohol im alchoholic my d**h i reversed it its sooner then expected i dont know how ima die but learn from it remember me b**hes never forget it thats my f**ing expectation i can name any girls momoko panties thhat ones from dannies we hit eachother wich leads to calamity i went crazy insanity im funny like zanies full of vanity futility vainglory b**h dont run from me come back here trannies sh**s insanity im rued im inhumanity get a job interview just to use profanity smacked him and his f**ing cavity!