Dr. Dre - Elevator lyrics

[Intro] All aboard, okay, next stop, my basement I'll meet you down there [Hook] There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend Proof That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him That's not happening, that I can't fathom Eighty something million records worldwide later I'm living in a house with a f**ing elevator [Verse 1] Haters getting mad, they done had enough of Shady You slay me, nothing you say matters enough to touché me Rappers try to play me, they use Hailie as a ukulele Woopsa that a f**ing daisy That's a no-no, even she knows Dada's f**ing crazy f**ing animal, cuckoo, bananas f**in' - A, B Maybe it's because I never had a mother raise me f** around and throw a baby at another baby You may think it's cause of the way that I was brought up But it's all caught up to me now, karmas in the waters Every line I ever said has got me in a corner You might think it doesn't creep upon ya, but it all does You wouldn't listen man, I tried to warn ya when you started Now your brain's all haunted cause of all the sh** you thought of Chainsaw slaughters turn your daughters into sawdust I never thought it'd come to this, I ought to just be honest but [Hook] There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend Proof That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him That's not happening, that I can't fathom Eighty something million records worldwide later I'm living in a house with a f**ing elevator [Verse 2] "Sorry Lance, Mr. Lambert, and Aiken ain't gonna make it They get so mad, when I call them both f*ggots" All these f**ing voices in my head I can't take it Someone shut that f**ing baby up, 'for I shake it You're standing adjacent to Jason slash Leatherface and Together makes 'em, a f**ing bad combination I lashed at the doctor in my last operation Shoved the Wiener Schnitzel up his a**, hopped away some- -body please stop the patient, get the cops to mace him Homie, I'm the Scheiße, pa** Doctor Dre some I can't leave the game, I just can't walk away son No not-a now, not a chance, not today son I can't believe I leave for one brief second And you pussies queef all over the rap game, naked And use a leaf to wipe up the crap stains, feck it I just keep saying the same exact saying, check it [Hook] There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend Proof That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him That's not happening, that I can't fathom Eighty something million records worldwide later I'm living in a house with a f**ing elevator [Verse 3] Elevator in my house, I'll smell ya later I blew the f** up, a hamster in a microwave I, think about an escalator now, steps, I hate 'em Told the neighbor step away, then I just pepper sprayed 'em Yeah, for every time you ride down the street Or hideout, drive by my house and beep Like now mothaf**a, try now to sleep Lie down f**er, try counting sheep And you're tryna find out, why now there's beef? Mace in your face b**h, cry now p**y This is my house, all nine thousand feet So you can s** my dick with Amy Winehouse's teeth Then I shove 'em in the elevator, take 'em to the top Stand above em, just to cut the f**ing cable, let 'em drop Walk an hour to the damn refrigerator, get a pop While I let 'em fall all the way to the basement yelling stop! [Hook] There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend Proof That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him That's not happening, that I can't fathom Eighty something million records worldwide later I'm living in a house with a f**ing elevator [Outro] f**ing son of a b**h, I can't believe this sh** This must be all that there is, this must be it f**ing A, even got a bidet Wash my a** after I sh** with gold toilet paper Dishwasher's so big, when I'm pissed off I can just toss a flying saucer in it This sh**'s awesome, yeah, f**ing elevator Living in a house with a f**ing elevator