Doug E. Fresh - The Show (Oh, My God! Remix) lyrics

Ladies and Gentleman...the most exciting stage show you've ever witnessed...appearing live...Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew. [MC Ricky D:] Excuse me Doug E Fresh... [Doug E. Fresh:] Yes! [MC Ricky D:] Have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic with one minute rhymes that don't come out right They bite [Doug E. Fresh:] They never write [MC Ricky D:] That's not polite. Am I lyin'? [Doug E. Fresh:] No, you're quite right [MC Ricky D:] Well tonight on this very mic you're about to hear [Both:] We swear, the best darn rappers of the year [MC Ricky D:] So! [Doug E. Fresh:] So! [MC Ricky D:] Cheerio! [Doug E. Fresh:] Yell... [MC Ricky D:] Scream... [Both:] Bravo! Also, if you didn't know this is called The Show [MC Ricky D:] A-yo, Doug [Doug E. Fresh:] What? [MC Ricky D:] Put ya Bally's on [Doug E. Fresh:] Yo, Rick, I was about to but I need a shoehorn [MC Ricky D:] Why? [Doug E. Fresh:] Because these shoes always hurt my corns [MC Ricky D:] Six minutes...six minutes...six minutes Doug E Fresh, you're on Uh uh on, Uh uh on, Uh uh-uh uh-uh uh uh on Uh uh on, Uh uh on, Uh uh-uh uh-uh uh uh on Ooh ooh ooh, uh uh on [Doug E. Fresh:] Here we go... [Get Fresh Crew:] Here we go... [Doug E. Fresh:] Come on... [Get Fresh Crew:] Come on... [Doug E. Fresh:] A-here we go... [Get Fresh Crew:] Here we go... [Doug E. Fresh:] Come on... [Get Fresh Crew:] Come on... [Doug E. Fresh:] Yo! Where's Will and Barr? [MC Ricky D:] Well I don't know, they're late Told em them the time...oh, I forgot the date [Doug E. Fresh:] Man you did it again, oh no! [Get Fresh Crew:] No, here we go, come on Here we go, come on Here we go, did we miss the show? [Doug E. Fresh:] Nuh, nuh na nana no we didn't [MC Ricky D:] Word [Doug E. Fresh:] Nuh nana nana nana, no we didn't [MC Ricky D:] W-w-w-Word [Doug E. Fresh:] No we didn't [MC Ricky D:] Well don't get us wrong 'Scuse me Doug E, 'Scuse me Doug E, 'Scuse me Doug E Fresh, you're on Uh uh on... [Doug E. Fresh:] Well it started up on 8th Avenue When I made up the name called the... [Get Fresh Crew:] Get Fresh Crew! [Doug E. Fresh:] It was me, my two DJ's Chill Will and Barry B and my right hand man Ricky D I used to rap and sing, makes sounds and things And for example, here's a telephone ring... [MC Ricky D:] Hello? Is Doug E Fresh in? [Doug E. Fresh:] No, he's not in right now [Doug E. Fresh:] But anyway, no more delay Just check out the new style I display Now ya gotta be (fresh) To rock with (fresh) And I'm D.O.U.G.I.E (fresh) And I'm known for the... [Doug E style beatbox] Not for the... [Fat Boys style beatbox] The human beatbox or the entertainer No other title could fit me plainer In a pa**ing generation I am a remainer And I'm also known as the beatbox trainer Cashin' checks, make sound FX And after I finish rockin' Slick Rick is on next [MC Ricky D:] Ya know it [Doug E. Fresh:] Slick Rick... [MC Ricky D:] Well, here's a little somethin' that needs to be heard Doug, I was goin' Downtown [Doug E. Fresh:] Word Rick? [MC Ricky D:] Word [Doug E. Fresh:] Sure [MC Ricky D:] All alone, no-one to be with Stepped on the D-train at 205th I saw a pretty girl [Doug E. Fresh:] So? [MC Ricky D:] So I sat beside her Then she went [roar] like she was Tony the Tiger I said, oh no, there's been a mistake Honey, my name's Slick Rick not Frostie Flakes [Doug E. Fresh:] Oh, golly wally [MC Ricky D:] She was raisin' hell She said, oh my name is Maggie but call me Michelle Michelle, ma belle Sont les mots qui vont, tres bien ensemble Tres bien ensemble Bust a move, we show and prove A-yo Doug, do that record Jam on the Groove [Doug E. Fresh:] As you can see, most definitely We are (fresh) Chill Will (fresh) Barry B is (fresh) Ricky D is (fresh) And I am, the Original Human Beatbox The Entertainer, Doug E.... (Fresh)