I don't want to talk small talk Now that I'm alone with you I don't want to talk small talk We've got bigger things to do Let's not talk of the weather Or the fashions for the fall Why don't you stop all this small talk? I've got something better for your lips to do And that takes no talk at all I've got to buy me a dressy dress, the one that I have is such a mess! Small Talk! Who will you vote for next election, How do you like the stamp collection? Small Talk! Read in a book the other day that halibut spawn in early may And horses whinney and donkeys bray and furthermore, The pigmy tribes in Africa may have a war. No? Yes! I don't want to talk small talk What do you think they charge for ham now? Now that I'm alone with you Got so a buck ain't worth a damn now I don't want to talk small talk Read where the winters are getting milder We've got better things to do And that the teenage kids are wilder Let's not talk of the weather One of these days I'm gonna paint the kitchen Or the fashions for the fall Get pop to put a new light switch in Why don't you stop all that small talk Like I was saying I've got something better What I mean is For your lips I was only To do