Doris Day - Makin' Whoopee! lyrics

Another bride, another june Another sunny honeymoon Another season, another reason For makin' whoopee A lot of shoes, a lot of rice The groom is nervous, he answers twice Its really k**in' that he's so willin' to make whoopee Picture a little love nest Down where the roses cling Picture the same sweet love nest think what a year can bring He's washin dishes and baby clothes He's so ambitious he even sews But don't forget folks, That's what you get folks, for makin' whoopee Another year or maybe less What's this I hear? Well, can't you guess? (u- uh) She feels neglected And he's suspected Of Makin' Whoopee! (oh - honey) She sits alone 'Most every night He doesn't phone He doesn't write (I was busy) He says he's "busy" But she says "is he?" He's Makin' Whoopee! (I have to work! Don't I? - That's work) He doesn't make much money Only a five-thousand per Some judge, who thinks he's funny Says "you'll pay six to her" (ouch) He says: "Now judge, suppose I fail." The judge says: "Budge, right into jail! You'd better keep her, I think it's cheaper Than Makin' Whoopee!!"