Doris Day - Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - 78 rpm version lyrics

After one whole quart of brandy Like a daisy I'm awake With no Bromo Seltzer handy I don't even shake Men are not a new sensation I've done pretty well I think But this half pint imitation Put me on the blink I'm wild again, beguiled again A whimpering, simpering child again Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, am I Couldn't sleep, wouldn't sleep When love came and told me, I shouldn't sleep Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, am I I lost my heart, but what of it, he is cold I agree He might laugh, but I love it, although the laugh's on me I'll sing to him, bring spring to him And long, for the day when I'll cling to him Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, am I He's a fool and don't I know it But a fool can have his charms I'm in love and don't I know it Like a babe in arms Love's the same old sad sensation Lately I've not slept a wink Since this half pint imitation Put me on the blink I've sinned a lot, I mean a lot But I'm like sweet seventeen a lot Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, am I I'll sing to him, each spring to him And worship the trousers that cling to him Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, am I When he talks, he is seeking Words to get, off his chest Horizontally speaking He's at his very best Vexed again, perplexed again Thank god I can be overs**ed again Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, am I Wise at last, my eyes at last Are cutting you down to your size at last Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, no more Burned a lot but learned a lot And now you are broke so you earned a lot Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, no more Couldn't eat, was dyspeptic Life was so hard to bear Now my heart's antiseptic Since you moved out of there Romance finis Your chance finis Those ants that invaded my pants finis Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, no more